The New Year marks the time for a president to have his annual physical examination. President Trump had one last year and the results shocked some.
The test is given to presidents once a year to test their physical health. For President Trump, it’s become an opportunity to gloat as the left insists that he has just got to have something wrong with him.
Last year, the President came through with flying colors- and enjoyed baffling the liberals who are hoping that he’ll just drop dead. As an extra F U to the liberal media President Trump demanded an additional test be performed on him. He asked his physician to include a mental examination to test his mental acuity as well as his physical well-being.
It was an unusual request. In fact, it was the first time in recent history that a president has asked to be tested for mental fitness as well as physical fitness. But it isn’t difficult to see why he would do this. After all, Trump is constantly being called insane, crazy, evil, and… well just think of any mental invective and they call him it.
More interesting still is that President Trump uses the same White House physician that President Barack Obama used, Dr. Ronny Jackson. This is convenient because it does away with any possible accusations of Trump fixing the results by installing his own White House doctor.
When asked about the additional mental examination, Dr. Jackson told CNN, “He actively asked me to include that, so we did. There is no reason to think that he needed it, but we did it anyway. And if he asks for another mental acuity test next year, then we’ll do another one next year.”
Not only is the exam itself unusual, but the manner in which it is being reported is also. Ordinarily, the results of a President’s health exam are recorded and given to the press in the form of a document. This time, the results are being discussed in a press conference. This is due, no doubt, to the fact that left-wing news outlets insist that something is wrong with Mr. Trump. They are simply chomping at the bit to find anything even remotely damaging to his reputation or his position.
After last year’s presidential exam, we learned that Trump’s blood pressure was normal. That was quite a surprise to the goons at CNN since they expected that the famous image of Trump eating KFC represented his regular eating habits. His cholesterol was a bit high, but for a man of his age, it really wasn’t bad at all. Last year he weighed in at 239 pounds, which is overweight for his height and weight according to guidelines laid out by the CDC.
Here’s a breakdown of some of his cardiovascular vitals from last year. His “good” cholesterol was 60, which is well within the acceptable range. His total cholesterol was slightly high at 169 and his LDL was borderline at 142. If Trump was 40 years old, these numbers might be concerning. But at age 72, these numbers are great.
Then there’s the fact that the president has also asked to have his mental acuity measured, and this is where it gets funny. The results of this year’s exam haven’t been released yet, and while CNN has written a 1500+ word article on its suppositions about the results of his previous exams- they aren’t saying anything about the results of the mental acuity exam. They’re hoping no one remembers they’re the ones who called him mentally deranged!
In response to Trump’s history of positive exam results, he said, “It’s called genetics. I don’t know. Some people have just great genes. I told the President that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old.”
Of course, we all know that this is about Trump proving to the MSM that everything they say about his mind and mental health is just pulled out of their own colonoscopies. Speaking of which- Trump had one done in 2013, and it came out clear- well, as clear as a colonoscopy can come out.
Naturally, everyone in the world is also concerned about Trump’s diet. So Dr. Jackson has asked the First Lady and Ivanka to help keep an eye on the amount of KFC the president eats.
